Dining In

how are things are we eating at home?

Tom


Way to cut to the chase.

I am doing well, we will eat at home if I knew who you were...I mean yeah, we're on a first name basis NOW but two seconds ago, you were a complete stranger to me.

Double entendre

do you have a lite for the kitchen kitchen?

I do, I do. I have a lite for the kitchen kitchen. Please tell me why we are speaking like this??

Sleepy Time

love u im going to sleep now

I wear boys out with my love...what can I say?

Pat Sajeck's computer isn't working

IF YR PC DZ NO WK CAN I HC YR CORD?

Vanna, I would like to buy this boy several vowels.

James Woods and I got into a fight this one time...

so we can start over tonight dinner my treat Mr. Woods

I'm going to pretend that this message is from James Woods and he's apologizing for a big fight that we had...he's going to take me somewhere PRETTY nice...otherwise, if I focus on reality, I got a text for the wrong person and I won't be getting dinner at all. Darn.

A message from Mr. T

I just want you to know I am thinking of you. Love Lawrence T

Lawrence T, I'm so glad that you included your last initial, I would've been confused if it had been Lawrence S or Lawrence M.

Designate your own driver

taketaxihome

Now the real question is, who had too much to drink? The sender or the receiver??? I have to be fair, when I sent the guy a message that he sent the message to the wrong person he apologized profusely...with about five texts explaining why he had texted the wrong number. You guessed it...he was drunk!