Scarface is on, thinking of u!
Hmmm, I feel so flattered that you're thinking of me. Is it because I cut people up with chainsaws? Because I was responsible for bringing cocaine to Miami? Is it because I'm paranoid due to my amazing drug use? I really hope so.
Tuesday, November 20, 2007
Friday, November 16, 2007
Top Secret
Yes that is a diagram of the new ac condensing unit plan. No notes yet but there are the basic dimensions. Will call in a bit.
I feel like this is all top secret information...except, I never got the ac condensing unit plan to look at in the first place.
I feel like this is all top secret information...except, I never got the ac condensing unit plan to look at in the first place.
Can you tell me how to get to sesame street
What up veggie, I mean cookie monster?
Awesome! I got a text from Snuffy
Awesome! I got a text from Snuffy
Weekend at Bernies
I can't sleep i feel sleep one hour and bernie jumped on the bed.
a) liar! You can sleep...you "sleep one hour".
b) Kill Bernie and you'll be able to sleep better (that's a joke...because if Bernie is a dog, that's what dogs do...and, I don't saction murder anyways)
a) liar! You can sleep...you "sleep one hour".
b) Kill Bernie and you'll be able to sleep better (that's a joke...because if Bernie is a dog, that's what dogs do...and, I don't saction murder anyways)
Love! Now with fewer letters!
I love u n always will.
It's a shame that you can't waste an extra second and add the "yo" and the a and the d". Then maybe I'd let you love me...oh wait, no I won't.
It's a shame that you can't waste an extra second and add the "yo" and the a and the d". Then maybe I'd let you love me...oh wait, no I won't.
It's always sunny in Philadelphia
Eric and I are at tropical cafe.
Nice! John and I are freezing our asses off in PA...what's your point?
Nice! John and I are freezing our asses off in PA...what's your point?
Just the facts, ma'am
3510 member's club blvd southport nc 28461
Great, now I know where to send the postcards and Christmas cards...oh wait! I don't know you...nevermind.
Great, now I know where to send the postcards and Christmas cards...oh wait! I don't know you...nevermind.
Thursday, November 1, 2007
She's Crafty, She Gets Around
Will miss you next weekend lake eola craft show wish you were here.
Unfortunately Pink Floyd, that is one place I never wish to be...
But to be charitable, I wish you were here.
Unfortunately Pink Floyd, that is one place I never wish to be...
But to be charitable, I wish you were here.
I love a challenge
Let's see how good you are at text messages. IT WAS FUNNY WHEN MY PURSE RANG AT THE MEETING IT WOKE ME UP!
I am very good at texting...I am even better at sending texts to the right people. I find the funny part not to be the fact that my (not my) text woke you up but that you chose to write the second half all in caps. Why??
I am very good at texting...I am even better at sending texts to the right people. I find the funny part not to be the fact that my (not my) text woke you up but that you chose to write the second half all in caps. Why??
Halloween Humor-text style
If one drop of semen has more life in it than one drop of blood. Why doesn't Dracula suck dick instead?
When I showed this one to my husband this one he said..."That's a big IF".
When I showed this one to my husband this one he said..."That's a big IF".
The Doctor is In
(Your love)I feel much better love. My throat doesn't hurt anymore and I just have a sniffle here and there.
Well then, my love has healed you. The cool part? I don't even know you...the cooler part? You don't seem to care because I sent you four texts stating that I didn't know you and that you had the wrong number!!!
Well then, my love has healed you. The cool part? I don't even know you...the cooler part? You don't seem to care because I sent you four texts stating that I didn't know you and that you had the wrong number!!!
Tuesday, October 16, 2007
As long as it doesn't mean Rest In Peace, then yes...
Did you get my beer my pretty princess. Are you going to RIP IT all night?
Almost feel bad that a) I don't know you and that b) I didn't get you beer because c) you called me a pretty princess and that makes you OK in my book. PS. I did RIP IT all night, how'd you know?
Almost feel bad that a) I don't know you and that b) I didn't get you beer because c) you called me a pretty princess and that makes you OK in my book. PS. I did RIP IT all night, how'd you know?
Ah to be Puppy
Be careful driving. Tell tali hi for me. Puppy's sleeping already. Luv You
That's just an adorable text. Sweetness abounds...careful driving, say hi to a friend AND a puppy's sleeping.
That's just an adorable text. Sweetness abounds...careful driving, say hi to a friend AND a puppy's sleeping.
Turkey Day
We back come from Thanksgiving...
Well, thank goodness you didn't come back from a grammar class, because that would've been disappointing. Oh and I guess you're Canadian...and that's cool.
Well, thank goodness you didn't come back from a grammar class, because that would've been disappointing. Oh and I guess you're Canadian...and that's cool.
Monday, October 8, 2007
french for go??
Geaux hester!
Now I know that it's not french for go...but I'd like the believe that that's what they were going for. Oh and who's named Hester these days??? Makes me think of 10th grade and The Scarlet Letter *shudder*
Now I know that it's not french for go...but I'd like the believe that that's what they were going for. Oh and who's named Hester these days??? Makes me think of 10th grade and The Scarlet Letter *shudder*
Thursday, October 4, 2007
Kicking Ass and Taking Names
hey girl, i have this fancy phone, thought I should use it more. jake is having a great time. we miss him! Can't wait to kick some guy ass Sat. night!
I miss Jake too...is he gone because you kicked his guy ass?
PS. Is your fancy phone an Iphone? Because I want to kick your girl? guy? ass so that I can have it!!!
PPS. I'd like to imagine that this text was actually from Chuck Norris.
I miss Jake too...is he gone because you kicked his guy ass?
PS. Is your fancy phone an Iphone? Because I want to kick your girl? guy? ass so that I can have it!!!
PPS. I'd like to imagine that this text was actually from Chuck Norris.
Exact Depositor Strikes Again!
Deposit 635.39 Luv me.
Again buddy, do the .39 cents really matter?? Luv me.
His first text can be seen here
Again buddy, do the .39 cents really matter?? Luv me.
His first text can be seen here
Juxtapositions and Bad Decisions
Found 4 more Aus. Shepard puppies at shelter. waiting to hear back. getting new couch tomorrow! YAY!
Four puppies and a NEW couch?? you are seriously a glutton for punishment!!! However, I love dogs and I wouldn't want them to be in a shelter either, so...go get them puppies!
Four puppies and a NEW couch?? you are seriously a glutton for punishment!!! However, I love dogs and I wouldn't want them to be in a shelter either, so...go get them puppies!
Food Run
Going 2 mc ds.
At first, I thought I had Einstein sending me new versions of relativity equations...then I realized that they were just asking me if I wanted some fries with my shake!
At first, I thought I had Einstein sending me new versions of relativity equations...then I realized that they were just asking me if I wanted some fries with my shake!
Like OMG!
Omg my hair is taken forever! we started at 2 and I'm still not done!
Damn girl, who took your hair? And why are they still taking it after 2 hours??
Damn girl, who took your hair? And why are they still taking it after 2 hours??
Monday, September 24, 2007
Bad Luck
90 minutes late get to parking garage and see a sign that says the concert is postponed til june 2008.
CJ strikes Again
i hate going home when we go home like this bye the way this is cj bye
cj, I hate when you write convoluted sentences. bye. this is melina by the way.
cj, I hate when you write convoluted sentences. bye. this is melina by the way.
Sunday, September 23, 2007
Isn't that always the question?
Can u resend brunch pic deleted by mistake want to send to grma where is other gchild?
And this is precisely why I only want one child. I don't want to deal with the whole misplacing the less cute kid at brunch thing.
And this is precisely why I only want one child. I don't want to deal with the whole misplacing the less cute kid at brunch thing.
Message from Jesus
Got ph call. Praising god! Weird cause I was in car listening to that song it was @ then i sent mess i was praying...still m.
I would love to know what the song was...and I'd also love to know what the phone call was all about that made them praise God too.
I would love to know what the song was...and I'd also love to know what the phone call was all about that made them praise God too.
Existential Questions
Does abigal see the moon mam ma does
You don't even know how good I feel about knowing this...
Seriously.
You don't even know how good I feel about knowing this...
Seriously.
God Stuff
Praying 4 you.
thanks...especially when you're praying for an aetheist. However, I hate the fact that you won't write four. I'll pray for you.
thanks...especially when you're praying for an aetheist. However, I hate the fact that you won't write four. I'll pray for you.
Saturday, September 22, 2007
Three Times A Charm
Tell vinny i cought rotoms an kyogre and groundon in shiny form.
For some reason my favorite Pokemon text lover is on a roll...here's my third text from the guy (kid?!?) exclaiming over his Pokemon prowess. If I knew or cared anything about Pokemon, perhaps I'd be impressed. I wonder if Vinny is...hmm.
Texts one and two can be seen here and here.
For some reason my favorite Pokemon text lover is on a roll...here's my third text from the guy (kid?!?) exclaiming over his Pokemon prowess. If I knew or cared anything about Pokemon, perhaps I'd be impressed. I wonder if Vinny is...hmm.
Texts one and two can be seen here and here.
Repeat Offender
i found a romtom tell vin for me
bye
This guy's first message can be found here
Dude, why don't you tell vin about the romtom?? What the fuck is a romtom? I think you make words up...have you ever read it The Jabberwocky? I'll be sitting under the Tumtum tree waiting for your next text.
bye
Update! So...this guy is a Pokemon lover apparently (see the first message)...and here I thought he was talking 'bout drugs. See how jaded I am. I almost wish he was talking about drugs. Why should I receive nerdy texts about Pokemon??
bye
This guy's first message can be found here
Dude, why don't you tell vin about the romtom?? What the fuck is a romtom? I think you make words up...have you ever read it The Jabberwocky? I'll be sitting under the Tumtum tree waiting for your next text.
bye
Update! So...this guy is a Pokemon lover apparently (see the first message)...and here I thought he was talking 'bout drugs. See how jaded I am. I almost wish he was talking about drugs. Why should I receive nerdy texts about Pokemon??
It's all relative
hi aunt D it is cj just wanted to say hi see you in a couple of days ok bye
Okbye.
Wait!
Who the fuck is aunt D?
And who is CJ?
I'm so confused...
Okbye.
Wait!
Who the fuck is aunt D?
And who is CJ?
I'm so confused...
And I uh, love you too
I love u haha but me victor is stupid
-Lil C Beatz-
Poor Victor...being called stupid by someone who signs her emails "Lil C Beatz" that's a damn shame.
-Lil C Beatz-
Poor Victor...being called stupid by someone who signs her emails "Lil C Beatz" that's a damn shame.
If I knew you, I'd be happy!
I got the job!
Sept 14, 6:35 pm
Wooo! Get the right number and you'll really be in business!
Sept 14, 6:35 pm
Wooo! Get the right number and you'll really be in business!
No, is he with you?
Is the douche with you?
Fuck! Now I'm scared! Where is the douche?
**peering around the corner in fear**
Fuck! Now I'm scared! Where is the douche?
**peering around the corner in fear**
Don't tell me what to do...
Deposit 761.42 Luv me.
Sept 13, 7:36 am
Yo Douchebag, is it absolutely necessary that the forty-two cents are there?
Luv me.
Sept 13, 7:36 am
Yo Douchebag, is it absolutely necessary that the forty-two cents are there?
Luv me.
True Love
This your first love letter from me. See if you can text me back. You are so sweet. I love you. I hope youget this message.
Love
Butch
Sept. 12 7:58
Dear Butch, my first Pound Puppy was named Butch. I loved him with all my heart until my Rottweiler ate his face off.
Love
Butch
Sept. 12 7:58
Dear Butch, my first Pound Puppy was named Butch. I loved him with all my heart until my Rottweiler ate his face off.
Who knows if you did or didn't?
thanks. I'm glad I didn't say something really embarassing.
No problem...that's what I'm here for.
No problem...that's what I'm here for.
A Drug Deal? Or a Really Good Polisher?
tell vin i got a shiny deoxys
Sept 22 9:19 am
If I knew Vin, I would tell him...but most of all I'd ask him, "What are deoxys?" and "Is it important if my deoxys were shiny?" "What if I had dull deoxys?"
Update! I went snooping on the www and this is what I found...
Sept 22 9:19 am
If I knew Vin, I would tell him...but most of all I'd ask him, "What are deoxys?" and "Is it important if my deoxys were shiny?" "What if I had dull deoxys?"
Update! I went snooping on the www and this is what I found...
A Night Out
Hey I talked 2 doris n we decided to 2 go 2 da highlands but she said girls get in free but guys hav 2 pay $15 sucks. She said tatou might not be as good.
I hope that you and Doris (who's named Doris these days? No offense but seriously? Are you hanging out with Sophia and Norma later too?) I'd pay the $15 if Tatou is going to suck, because I've seen Fantasy Island and Tatou is dead...and you damn well know you don't want him sucking on anything at this point.
I hope that you and Doris (who's named Doris these days? No offense but seriously? Are you hanging out with Sophia and Norma later too?) I'd pay the $15 if Tatou is going to suck, because I've seen Fantasy Island and Tatou is dead...and you damn well know you don't want him sucking on anything at this point.
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