Bad Luck

90 minutes late get to parking garage and see a sign that says the concert is postponed til june 2008.

CJ strikes Again

i hate going home when we go home like this bye the way this is cj bye


cj, I hate when you write convoluted sentences. bye. this is melina by the way.

Isn't that always the question?

Can u resend brunch pic deleted by mistake want to send to grma where is other gchild?

And this is precisely why I only want one child. I don't want to deal with the whole misplacing the less cute kid at brunch thing.

Message from Jesus

Got ph call. Praising god! Weird cause I was in car listening to that song it was @ then i sent mess i was praying...still m.


I would love to know what the song was...and I'd also love to know what the phone call was all about that made them praise God too.

Existential Questions

Does abigal see the moon mam ma does


You don't even know how good I feel about knowing this...

Seriously.

God Stuff

Praying 4 you.

thanks...especially when you're praying for an aetheist. However, I hate the fact that you won't write four. I'll pray for you.

Three Times A Charm

Tell vinny i cought rotoms an kyogre and groundon in shiny form.

For some reason my favorite Pokemon text lover is on a roll...here's my third text from the guy (kid?!?) exclaiming over his Pokemon prowess. If I knew or cared anything about Pokemon, perhaps I'd be impressed. I wonder if Vinny is...hmm.


Texts one and two can be seen here and here.

Repeat Offender

i found a romtom tell vin for me
bye

This guy's first message can be found here

Dude, why don't you tell vin about the romtom?? What the fuck is a romtom? I think you make words up...have you ever read it The Jabberwocky? I'll be sitting under the Tumtum tree waiting for your next text.
bye

Update! So...this guy is a Pokemon lover apparently (see the first message)...and here I thought he was talking 'bout drugs. See how jaded I am. I almost wish he was talking about drugs. Why should I receive nerdy texts about Pokemon??

Bossy

send my message!

Mom! The meatloaf!

How do you like it, bitch?

It's all relative

hi aunt D it is cj just wanted to say hi see you in a couple of days ok bye

Okbye.

Wait!

Who the fuck is aunt D?
And who is CJ?

I'm so confused...

And I uh, love you too

I love u haha but me victor is stupid

-Lil C Beatz-

Poor Victor...being called stupid by someone who signs her emails "Lil C Beatz" that's a damn shame.

If I knew you, I'd be happy!

I got the job!

Sept 14, 6:35 pm

Wooo! Get the right number and you'll really be in business!

No, is he with you?

Is the douche with you?

Fuck! Now I'm scared! Where is the douche?

**peering around the corner in fear**

Don't tell me what to do...

Deposit 761.42 Luv me.


Sept 13, 7:36 am

Yo Douchebag, is it absolutely necessary that the forty-two cents are there?

Luv me.

True Love

This your first love letter from me. See if you can text me back. You are so sweet. I love you. I hope youget this message.

Love

Butch


Sept. 12 7:58

Dear Butch, my first Pound Puppy was named Butch. I loved him with all my heart until my Rottweiler ate his face off.

Who knows if you did or didn't?

thanks. I'm glad I didn't say something really embarassing.


No problem...that's what I'm here for.

A Drug Deal? Or a Really Good Polisher?

tell vin i got a shiny deoxys

Sept 22 9:19 am


If I knew Vin, I would tell him...but most of all I'd ask him, "What are deoxys?" and "Is it important if my deoxys were shiny?" "What if I had dull deoxys?"

Update! I went snooping on the www and this is what I found...

A Night Out

Hey I talked 2 doris n we decided to 2 go 2 da highlands but she said girls get in free but guys hav 2 pay $15 sucks. She said tatou might not be as good.

I hope that you and Doris (who's named Doris these days? No offense but seriously? Are you hanging out with Sophia and Norma later too?) I'd pay the $15 if Tatou is going to suck, because I've seen Fantasy Island and Tatou is dead...and you damn well know you don't want him sucking on anything at this point.