Tuesday, October 16, 2007

As long as it doesn't mean Rest In Peace, then yes...

Did you get my beer my pretty princess. Are you going to RIP IT all night?

Almost feel bad that a) I don't know you and that b) I didn't get you beer because c) you called me a pretty princess and that makes you OK in my book. PS. I did RIP IT all night, how'd you know?
Did you get my beer my pretty princess. Are you going to RIP IT all night?

Almost feel bad that a) I don't know you and that b) I didn't get you beer because c) you called me a pretty princess and that makes you OK in my book. PS. I did RIP IT all night, how'd you know?

Ah to be Puppy

Be careful driving. Tell tali hi for me. Puppy's sleeping already. Luv You

That's just an adorable text. Sweetness abounds...careful driving, say hi to a friend AND a puppy's sleeping.

Turkey Day

We back come from Thanksgiving...

Well, thank goodness you didn't come back from a grammar class, because that would've been disappointing. Oh and I guess you're Canadian...and that's cool.

Monday, October 8, 2007

french for go??

Geaux hester!

Now I know that it's not french for go...but I'd like the believe that that's what they were going for. Oh and who's named Hester these days??? Makes me think of 10th grade and The Scarlet Letter *shudder*

Bad News Bears

If it's bad, then maybe...

I wonder what we're talking about here...

Thursday, October 4, 2007

Kicking Ass and Taking Names

hey girl, i have this fancy phone, thought I should use it more. jake is having a great time. we miss him! Can't wait to kick some guy ass Sat. night!

I miss Jake too...is he gone because you kicked his guy ass?
PS. Is your fancy phone an Iphone? Because I want to kick your girl? guy? ass so that I can have it!!!

PPS. I'd like to imagine that this text was actually from Chuck Norris.

Exact Depositor Strikes Again!

Deposit 635.39 Luv me.

Again buddy, do the .39 cents really matter?? Luv me.

His first text can be seen here

Juxtapositions and Bad Decisions

Found 4 more Aus. Shepard puppies at shelter. waiting to hear back. getting new couch tomorrow! YAY!

Four puppies and a NEW couch?? you are seriously a glutton for punishment!!! However, I love dogs and I wouldn't want them to be in a shelter either, so...go get them puppies!

Food Run

Going 2 mc ds.

At first, I thought I had Einstein sending me new versions of relativity equations...then I realized that they were just asking me if I wanted some fries with my shake!

Like OMG!

Omg my hair is taken forever! we started at 2 and I'm still not done!

Damn girl, who took your hair? And why are they still taking it after 2 hours??